This one will have to go anonymous, to protect the guilty.
-And so we found out that we like all the same music and [work in the same industry]...
-Just don't tell me she's a contortionist, too.
-She hasn't told me she's not a contortionist.
-If you tell me she's a contortionist, I'm going to letter-bomb you.
-Okay. if I get a letter from you and she's a contortionist, I'll open it.
-I'll console her at your funeral. With anthrax.
-Maybe I just won't ask her. If she tries to tell me that she's a contortionist, I'll change the subject.
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