Friday, February 19, 2010

From the Real-Life Dialogue Files

This one will have to go anonymous, to protect the guilty.


-And so we found out that we like all the same music and [work in the same industry]...

-Just don't tell me she's a contortionist, too.

-She hasn't told me she's not a contortionist.

-If you tell me she's a contortionist, I'm going to letter-bomb you.

-Okay. if I get a letter from you and she's a contortionist, I'll open it.

-I'll console her at your funeral. With anthrax.

-Maybe I just won't ask her. If she tries to tell me that she's a contortionist, I'll change the subject.

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